Bristol students are competing to see who has the most delightful derriere.
A competition organised by The Tab online newspaper pits students against one another for posterior perfection.
Poppy Patootie, Asstrid Smith, Loretta De La Tush and Mandy McButt go for girls:
And for the boys’ best behinds, there are Marcus Buttocks; Willbur McRumpson-Tushman; Boris McBasketballs; Sam Buttman and Kyle Buttman; Tom, Dick and Harry; Francois Derriere; and Keith Keister.
Conrad Young, editor of The Tab Bristol, said: “This prestigious competition is an annual highlight for many a Bristol student.
“What better to get you through the cold winter months than some talented posteriors. We hope it has the same effect on you.”
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