Theatre

Annette Curtain’s Grotty Grotto

Date: Thursday, Dec 19 2019 - Thursday, Dec 19 2019
Venue: Stag and Hounds

Adult festive comedy from the brilliant Tom Marshman.

“Christmas is an almighty f*** up!
Santa is having trouble emptying his sack,
The Elves are distracted by Grindr.
and Mrs Claus has run off with Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Santa needs help coming this year, and this looks like a job for everyone’s favourite nosey neighbour Annette Curtain.

Join her as gets out her dazzling baubles ,hooks the elves up with some wise men, and tops the christmas fairy.
Can Annette get Christmas back on curtain tracks? Will Annette solve Brexit? Is she the saviour Christmas needs?

Join Tom Marshman for an hour of Christmas mischief, where Martin the Elf and Annette Curtain perform some of their favourite poems and songs at this special time of year.

Dec 19, 7pm & 9pm, £8 / £6 adv via link below.

EatDrink24/7 Launch Party is back on July 8 2026!
Exclusive collabs from Bristol’s favourite food vendors, available for one night only. Be first to grab your free copy of the EatDrink24/7 guide – plus every ticket comes with a free limited-edition beer can.

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By steve wright, Friday, Nov 29 2019

EATDRINK24/7 LAUNCH PARTY
CALLING ALL FOODIES!

Bristol's only truly independent food & drink guide is back, and we're throwing a party to celebrate on July 8 2026 at Wiper and True Brewery & Taproom, Old Market.

  • Exclusive collaborations from Bristol's favourite food vendors (you can't try these special dishes anywhere else)
  • Be the first to pick up your free copy of the EatDrink24/7 Guide
  • Music + great drinks
  • Each ticket includes a beer from Wiper and True, a special limited-edition can created just for the occasion.

One night only - don't miss out

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